Hello readers, I would like to talk to you today about a momentous occasion. Today, justice prevailed over harsh witchery and you will learn from this incident, why stealing is WRONG.
It was a stormy day outside during Latin class, first period, tensions were running high. Our Latin teacher, we'll call Mr Esely said there was a jacket that someone left in his class room. Our class inspects the jacket and observes that it's a very nice jacket, probably worth a LOT of money. A girl then asks Esely if she can have the jacket if no one claims it by tomorrow. Alas! This is pure theft! One day is not enough for a soul to find their jacket. What if they realize it is gone when they get home, by then it will too late and they might cry themselves into a wretched stupor. I say, "halt ye villain! You must wait more than one day, for this is stealing if you only give it a day's time!" She did not listen to the words of justice and neither did Esely. I went through my day thinking about the jacket that will be an item of sin by tomorrow's time.
But fear not! I promised you a tale of triumph did I not? I went through the whole day, my head in a rut, by lo and behold! at the very end of the day, seventh period, I see a poor boy sitting in front of me. He has stuff on his desk and after further inspection, I see what it is. A jacket. A very nice looking jacket. It is the jacket seen earlier! Justice has prevailed! The boy owning the jacket is a dear friend of mine, loved by all. We will call him aqui. To imagine, such a nice and caring man like aqui could have had his possessions stolen from him by a miserable heathen. What has this earth come to? It has come to nothing, for justice guided aqui through his day, to the jacket. If only he did not find his jacket, he would have been miserable for the remainder of his day.
A smile plastered itself on my face and I learned something today. Don't fucking steal shit that's not yours because you could be stealing from a very nice person like aqui.
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